King's The Thing

Description

This is a ponified parody of "Brokenheartsville" by Joe Nichols. From the moment I heard this country classic, I fell in love with it - but I also knew I HAD to parody it at some point. But the question with any song is "for whom, and how, should I use it?" I just felt like King Sombra, while he tries hard to come across as tough and intimidating, would be a bit more subdued in telling how he was going to take over Equestria. So I figured this was the perfect opportunity to combine the two together. While Sombra was eventually obliterated not once, but TWICE, during the run of the show, he came pretty darn close to being in complete control. And when you're a king with a bit of a swagger, you'll do anything to let your victims know who's in charge.